Funny Qoutes

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Churchill.


He who teaches children learns more than they do.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." David Dinkins

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers."

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mothe

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error

here are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money

love qoutes  | famous qoutes| Movie qoutes| Inspirational Qoutes  Cute Qoutes Sports Qoutes  BirthDay Qoutes Friendship Qoutes SMS Jokes Life Quotes Death Qoutes